5 questions for santa
if santa were to ask me, “kid, ask me 5 questions and i’ll answer them right now”. my questions to him would be…
1) Santa, what’s your biggest criteria to get a christmas present from you?
2) If it’s being a good boy, like all those christmas movies shown in the cinema, am i good boy?
3) If i’m not a good boy, could you make me good?
4) If i’m not good enough, then, could you make me the best?
5) can you even make the best, dumbass?
