‘safety rules’

Posted on September 7, 2007 by shaunie.
Categories: my boring life.

if you’re planning to drive or you’re already are, follow these ‘safety rules’ to prevent yourself from getting into trouble:

For Drivers:
1) do not be an idiot and cause traffic jams.
2) do not honk at innocent pedestrians, you fuckers.

For Pedestrians:

1) do not be an idiot and run across a busy road and cause a traffic jam
2) to avoid casuing a jam, point your middle finger at the vehicle that just ‘honk-ed’ you. that way, he’ll cause the jam. not you.

just follow these 2 rules, and you guys will be safe! (: (gosh, i’m lame =.=)